किस कॉलेज से है पढ़ी है तू ऐ मेरी होशियार सखी
हूँ पीएचडी हूँ मैं पर लगती है तू ज़्यादा पढ़ी-लिखी
सच कहा तूने सखी मेरी तो बदल गयी है ज़िन्दगी
सोलह कला सम्पूर्ण ज्ञान से गगरी है मेरी भरी हुई
मैं कॉलेज क्यों जाऊं मेरे पास व्हाट्सएप यूनिवर्सिटीएक से बढ़कर एक प्रोफ़ेसर क्लास मेरी लगाते हैं
फीस नहीं लेते ज्ञान की घुट्टी मुफ्त पिलाते हैं
सातों दिन चौबीसों घंटे पढ़ाती है यूनिवर्सिटी फ्री
मैं कॉलेज क्यों जाऊं मेरे पास है व्हाट्सएप यूनिवर्सिटीमैं तो सच पहले झल्ली थी, कहाँ मुझे कुछ आता था
छोटे वाला बच्चा भी मुझको गच्चा दे जाता था
अब तो इसके बाप को भी मैं धूल चटा देती हूँ सखी
मैं कॉलेज क्यों जाऊं मेरे पास व्हाट्सएप यूनिवर्सिटीपाक कला में निपुण हूँ मैं संगीत कला पारंगत हूँ
डाक्टर सलाह लेते हैं मुझसे बीमारी की आफत हूँ
बहुत भविष्य मुठ्ठी में मेरे धुनि गजब रमाती हूँ
ब्यूटी क़्वीन भी शरमाये ऐसा मेकअप बताती हूँ
तीस की बन घूम रही देख साठ की हैं शर्मा अंटी
मैं कॉलेज क्यों जाऊं मेरे पास व्हाट्सएप यूनिवर्सिटीऐसा है तो मुझे भी साथ एडमिशन दिलवा दे तू सखी
पीएचडी नहीं किसी काम की इनकम बंधवा दे सखी
सातों दिन चौबीसों घंटे संग तेरे मैं सीख लुंगी
तूने जो पाया है ज्ञान कुछ मुझे भी पिलवा दे सखी
व्हाट्सएप यूनिवर्सिटी में एक मौका दिलवा दे सखी
Why Would I, Why should I
So tell me, my brilliant friend,
Which college shaped that razor-sharp mind of yours?
I hold a PhD myself, you see—
Yet somehow, you sound far more educated.Is it some elite institute?
A world-class university, maybe?Why would I? Why should I?
Tell me, brother—
What could any college give to me?You’re right, dear friend—my life has changed.
Sixteen arts mastered, all knowledge attained,
My mind is overflowing, wisdom spilling out—
Why would I choose any college
When I have WhatsApp University?Why would I? Why should I?
Tell me, brother—
What could any college give to me?
Universally understood—It’s WhatsApp University.
Professors of the highest order teach our class,
No fees, no forms—just forwarded truth, delivered fast.
Day and night, twenty-four seven, knowledge on demand,
No tuition charged by my university grand.
Why would I choose any college
When I have WhatsApp University?Why would I? Why should I?
Tell me, brother—
What could any college give to me?
Universally understood—It’s WhatsApp University.
I swear I was clueless once, a certified fool,
Even my youngest child played me like a tool.
But now—oh now—ask his father what he knows,
I wipe the floor with facts my university bestows.
Why would I choose any college
When I have WhatsApp University?Why would I? Why should I?
Tell me, brother—
What could any college give to me?
Universally understood—It’s WhatsApp University.
I’m a master chef, a musical genius too,
Doctors take medicines I personally approve.
Past and future sit snug inside my fist,
My rituals smoke with mystical bliss.
Beauty queens tremble at my makeup advice,
At sixty I shine—thirty looks twice.
Why would I choose any college
When I have WhatsApp University?Why would I? Why should I?
Tell me, brother—
What could any college give to me?
Universally understood—It’s WhatsApp University.
If that’s the case, then admit me too, my friend,
This PhD brought no job, no income in the end.
I’ll wash your feet daily, drink that sacred stream,
Just pour me one glass of your wisdom supreme.
I’ll earn, I’ll survive—your knowledge will do,
My degree’s just dust, officially through.From tomorrow, I enroll—my learned fraternity,
Guide me, please,
To WhatsApp University.Why would I? Why should we?
Come on , brothers—
What could any college give to us?
Universally understood—It’s WhatsApp University.
Why would I? Why should we?
Come on , brothers—
What could any college give to us?
Universally understood—It’s WhatsApp University.
Why would I? Why should we?
Come on , brothers—
What could any college give to us?
Universally understood—It’s WhatsApp University.
